"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
(Source: andrewgarfielddaily, via illusionsandperception)
Omgomgomg James is thinking about moving to Cleveland!!
A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)
one of my schoolmates:
harry potter is for children
Guac does not have tomatoes in it. No stop. 😷
What kind of economy is this where flirting costs more than an airline ticket
Many people mistake that certain piece of wood for a door. Some people know it’s not a door, but don’t know what it actually is. This should clear things up.
A++++ to the art department’s researchers on this one because I don’t want to believe that to be a fluke.
Now that is some DAMN fine researching.
If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.
Then just walk away.
This is actually the best possible reaction, because this way you don’t just get them mad, you get them to think
an emotional roller coaster from start to finish